# sudo su -
Password:
Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!
Password:
也可以选择财富根据攻击性程度:
# fortune -o kernelcookies | cowsay -b
_________________________________________
/ /* This is total bullshit: */ \
| |
\ linux-2.6.6/drivers/video/sis/init301.c /
-----------------------------------------
\ ^__^
\ (==)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
考虑到链接中提供的风味物品列表1很短 - 而且我个人不使用分子动力学模拟包- 里面还有那种香料吗外壳一般在 Linux(或 UNIX)中?
1-记住这一点很好cowsay
可以输出任何参数,而不仅仅是命运,例如命令或脚本的输出:cowsay -s $(script_in_path_or_command)
。注意 -s 仅适用于此处牛的外观,请参阅联机帮助页。
答案1
好吧,通过使用PS1
and command_not_found_handle
,bash 可能会侮辱你:
anthony@Watt:~$ . /tmp/insult.sh
anthony@Watt:~$ sl
bash: sl: command not found, incompetent spoony bard
anthony@Watt:~$ ls /wrong/path
ls: cannot access /wrong/path: No such file or directory
Learn to type, second-rate Horrified Heron.
anthony@Watt:~$
这是/tmp/insult.sh
我在上面获取的。
### Data ###
bash_insulter_sentences=(
'Have you considered Windows, %s?\n'
'Learn to type, %s.\n'
'Fell asleep at the keyboard again, %s?\n'
"Failure is common when you're a %s, isn't it?\n"
)
bash_insulter_subjects=(
'spoony bard' # we all played this, right?
'extra-Warty Warthog'
'Dazed Drake'
'Fidgety Fawn'
'Horrified Heron' # etc.
)
bash_insulter_adjectives=(
'incompetent ' # these have built-in spacing
'inept '
'second-rate '
'' # chance of none
''
)
### Functions to generate insults ###
bash_insulter_random_element() {
if [ ${BASH_VERSINFO[0]} -lt 4 ] || \
[ ${BASH_VERSINFO[0]} -eq 4 -a ${BASH_VERSINFO[1]} -lt 3 ]; then
# bash before 4.3 doesn't have -n
eval "local var=(\"\${$1[@]}\")"
else
local -n var="$1"
fi
local len=${#var[@]}
echo -n "${var[$RANDOM % len]}" # Slightly biased. Don't care.
}
bash_insulter_full_subject() {
bash_insulter_random_element bash_insulter_adjectives
bash_insulter_random_element bash_insulter_subjects
}
bash_insulter_do_insult() {
printf "$(bash_insulter_random_element bash_insulter_sentences)" "$(bash_insulter_full_subject)"
}
### set up ###
command_not_found_handle() {
echo "bash: $1: command not found, $(bash_insulter_full_subject)"
return 127
}
PS1='`
if [ 0 -ne $? -a 127 -ne $? ]; then
bash_insulter_do_insult
fi
echo "\u@\h:\w\$ ";
`'
答案2
有人提到sl
。在像解释器这样的软件中,其目标是最大的可预测性,惊喜在上下文中当然可以算是“冒犯性”的东西。该手册还列出了适当的选项:
DESCRIPTION
sl is a highly advanced animation program for curing your bad habit of
mistyping.
-a An accident is occurring. People cry for help.
-l Little version
-F It flies like the galaxy express 999.
-c C51 appears instead of D51.
...还有一个有趣的漏洞:
BUGS
It sometimes list directory contents.